Jamaicans go to Disneyland, or world, or whatever -- Because I'm the washbelly -- Diary : the Gulf War and the poison concert -- Black enough to be called it, not black enough to say it -- The immigrant-to-basic-bitch pipeline -- Here's an ergonomic chair to protect your body while your soul is dying inside -- This is your brain on ganja -- Sibling rivalry -- My mother's wisdom comes mostly from homegoods décor -- The prodigal daughter returns. Again. For the third time -- I lost my virginity to a guy named brad -- Gather round and let me tell you about match.com -- Pick me, pick me -- CSI : ficus -- Google Docs knew I was getting a divorce before I did -- In the name of the queen (sheets) -- Periwinkle can go fuck itself : my life in colors -- Thank god for my broken uterus -- Red flags you're dating a robot -- Peace out, monogamy island -- The only teacher who ever hated me -- Thy mistress hath played the trumpet in my bed -- My ted talk vibe -- Journal : Noogler to Googler to Xoogler -- Is this funny? -- 10 Tricks to appear smart in meetings -- How to president -- It's so nice to be in hell -- I heard you're killing it -- Coop d'état.