Introduction -- As good as new -- Rat catcher's yellows -- If you take my meaning -- The Time Travel Club -- Six months, three days -- Love might be too strong a word -- Fairy werewolf vs. Vampire zombie -- Ghost champagne -- My breath is a rudder -- Power couple -- Rock Manning goes for broke -- Because change was the ocean and we lived by her mercy -- Captain Roger in Heaven -- Clover -- This is why we can't have nasty things -- A temporary embarrassment in spacetime -- Don't press charges and I won't sue -- The bookstore at the end of America -- The Visitmothers.